Who needs a child when you have a Jason
While looking for a comfy pair of dress socks, he pulls one single sock out of the drawer:
"I wish I had the sequel to that one."
After I corrected his grammer:
"Shut your.... cute and sexy mouth."
And a special appearance from one of Jason's friends talking about a very intelligent and slightly socially awkward guy he works with:
Friend: "He's always talking about his girlfriend. She does.. umm, what's that called again? Like stripping but for ugly girls?"
Friend: "Yeah, she's a burlesque dancer."