Have you ever heard about those celebrities that make ridiculous requests? Like, they must have orchids in their dressing room, or there can be no brown M&M's in their bowl of candy, or no one can look them in the eye before the show. Psh.. that's child's play.
I've decided that if I ever became famous enough to make preposterous demands, I would insist that my dressing room have a bowl full of popcorn; HOWEVER, all of the kernal slivers must be removed from the popcorn. How obnoxiously glorious is that? You can just see those poor little assistants sitting there in gloves with tweezers in their hands, working away. What a miserable, time consuming task. Especially since I don't really like popcorn. I mean, diva status right there. But, if the urge for popcorn ever did strike, you would never have to worry about getting one of those awful kernel slivers in your gums. So that completely justifies the abhorrent behavior. Popcorn would be so much better without those deathly kernel remnants. Why haven't they invented that already? Like seedless watermelon. Watermelon seeds are harmless in comparison. I wonder if that was inspired by a diva demand?
So, what would your demand be?