Do you know what would basically be the best thing in the world?
Real life Chutes and Ladders.
Weren't expecting that one, were ya? This was a super fun game as a child. Just imagine if you were actually climbing ladders and sliding down slides.
You know, there should be an amusement park just devoted to playing real life versions of your favorite games. Clue! Walk around a big mansion figuring out who done it. Sorry! Shove people out of their spot on the board when you land in their square. Candy Land! Traipse through a sugar-filled meadow snacking the whole way through.
I'm sending out a plea to someone with a lot of money and a nostalgic heart. Make this happen. It would be a hit! If not, I would personally frequent the place enough to keep it afloat. You can take that to the bank. And when you pass Go, you'll collect $200.