12.06.2012

It's for your own good

Jason has a baffling phobia of chapstick. He won't ever use it. But that doesn't mean that his lips agree with his stance. And because I am a chapstick addict and have professed my love for it on many occasions, my lips can't help but empathize with his. So to ensure that his mouth doesn't wither away into a desert of misery, I do what any good wife would do. Chapstick kisses! Because winter is upon us, I thought it would be an opportune time to share with you a simple tutorial. Here's the how to:

1. Apply an exorbitant amount of chapstick to your own lips.
2. Give your husband a most unromantic kiss ensuring full coverage.
3. VoilĂ ! You're work here is done.

9 comments:

  1. Hahahahah this is cute. and funny. and witty. I like.

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  2. This is hilarious and perfect. Fortunately in Texas we don't have to deal with the dry cold and this isn't so much of a problem for us :-)

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  3. haha this is so cute. My husband sounds OPPOSITE of yours.. He has serious OCD of chap stick and he ALWAYS has one with him at all times. :) You two are cute..

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  4. Haha, that's so funny! My husband uses chapstick and I always steal his by kissing him after he puts it on! :)

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  5. Green apple chapstick addict right here.

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  6. haha that's what i try to do too!! and thanks dear. yeah, christmas without snow here would not be the same. even though i don't like winter! it can stay for a little bit :) i hope you can get some there too!

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  7. Too cute! Whatever gets the job done ;)

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  8. that's how i got toph to pucker up for our first kiss actually. he was all, "i need some chapstick" and i was all, "i'm wearing some .... " the rest is chapstick history:)

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