Jason has a baffling phobia of chapstick. He won't ever use it. But that doesn't mean that his lips agree with his stance. And because I am a chapstick addict and have professed my love for it on many occasions, my lips can't help but empathize with his. So to ensure that his mouth doesn't wither away into a desert of misery, I do what any good wife would do. Chapstick kisses! Because winter is upon us, I thought it would be an opportune time to share with you a simple tutorial. Here's the how to:
1. Apply an exorbitant amount of chapstick to your own lips.
2. Give your husband a most unromantic kiss ensuring full coverage.