I don't have a child, but I do have a Jason. And he says some pretty ridiculous things, which I have been known to keep track of on here. Since I didn't keep this blog up for a year, I took to writing down the Jasonisms on my phone. But come on, this stuff needs to be publicly recorded. I just can't deprive you any longer.
Me: How much do you love me?
Me: Out of what?
Jason: Wouldn't you like to know?
I just finished eating something. Don't know what. Doesn't matter.
Jason: Was it delicious? Adequate to your taste?
Me: You're funny
Me: And cute
Jason: Keep going. Say more adjectives. Even synonyms would be fine.
Jason: You warm my heart... As in, you take my heart, put it in the oven, heat it to 350 degrees, and it bakes into a beautiful loaf of love.