medical alert

i suffer from chronic aphthous ulcers. i'm doomed. ok really that's just the medical term for canker sores so not that serious. but what is serious is that this canker sore is causing serious pain when: 
brushing my teeth,
eating chocolate,
and kissing.
but i guess since i can't eat chocolate, i don't have to brush my teeth, but if i don't brush my teeth, kissing probably isn't an option, and if no kissing is happening then i want chocolate. it's a vicious cycle!!!